Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m not talking about Dave Zabriskie’s gonads. I’m talking about Dave Zabriskie’s new chamois cream: DZNuts.
If you've been riding more than a few monts, you're no doubt acquainted with the nasty chaffing that can occur during even the easiest ride. DZ-NUTS ($22) is a high viscosity chamois cream that features green tea, evodia and masterwort designed to prevent friction in 'unfortunate places'.
If you know anything at all about Dave Z the you will know that he is quite the jokester, and has a great (or twisted) sense of humor, and he continues with that humor on his products
Dave hits us over the head with the 'taint' gag on the product box:
"Proper MAINTAINTANANCE of the perineal area is essential during high level training and racing. Nothing can ruin stage race success faster than an infected saddle sore."
It’s a good thing he bolded "taint," made it all caps, and put it in red, or I might’ve missed it.
Also listed are the men's "lube 'em or lose 'em" t-shirt or the women's "official applicator" t-shirt
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